“Water bills are illegal because of the Poseidon contract, where the moon’s gravity fields are generating motions of the wave. Therefore, it’s against the human law to charge for water travel, which includes to your house! Which by the way, your house is a domicile, which is a portomanteu of Dome Mice, based on the 3-Blind-Mice standard, and thus they have no right to charge you.”
Holy shit I just wrote that in one go. I think I should be a sovcit grifter.
I love this stuff. Just making random shit up.
“Water bills are illegal because of the Poseidon contract, where the moon’s gravity fields are generating motions of the wave. Therefore, it’s against the human law to charge for water travel, which includes to your house! Which by the way, your house is a domicile, which is a portomanteu of Dome Mice, based on the 3-Blind-Mice standard, and thus they have no right to charge you.”
Holy shit I just wrote that in one go. I think I should be a sovcit grifter.
That’s wonderful sovcittery!