@vortexsurfer to Not The OnionEnglish • 1 year agoMan named Deez-Nuts arrested & charged with battery over a BB gunwww.dexerto.comexternal-linkmessage-square16arrow-up1228arrow-down12
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minus-square@pete_the_catlinkEnglish52•1 year agoOfficer: “What’s your name, sir?” DK: “Deez-Nuts” Officer: “Alright, get out of the car, smart ass”
minus-square@Delta_VlinkEnglish22•edit-21 year ago“Mr. Deez-Nuts was my father’s name. Please, call me Bofa.”
minus-square@HikermicklinkEnglish4•1 year agoI can see this playing out like a modern “Who’s on first” routine
Officer: “What’s your name, sir?”
DK: “Deez-Nuts”
Officer: “Alright, get out of the car, smart ass”
“Mr. Deez-Nuts was my father’s name. Please, call me Bofa.”
“Call my brother Gargle, he’s a lawyer.”
I can see this playing out like a modern “Who’s on first” routine