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    119 months ago

    My girlfriend told me last week that I was a pedophile.

    I told her that that was a big word for a ten-year-old.

    • @[email protected]
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      109 months ago

      I had sex with this gorgeous German girl the other day, but I couldn’t get into it, she just kept screaming her age over and over.