It was a St. Patrick’s day years ago in a village part of the city. I was walking on the sidewalk when a motorcycle comes blaring past me, it was the driver and a passenger.

The guy pops a wheelie and goes right into a metal wire (for the holiday stuff) that was hard to see.

I watched him get decapitated and the girl fall backwards on her head. She didn’t make it.

Don’t drive drunk and don’t be stupid.