• BornVolcano
    link
    192 years ago

    “I’m not touching anything at the moment” you’re either a master of stating the obvious, or you’ve just made everyone in that room very fucking uncomfortable

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      9
      edit-2
      2 years ago

      Especially because it’s really hard to not touch anything, you’d need to be naked and jumping. And not count touching “air” as touching something.