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    184 months ago

    How do you stop a Mormon from drinking your alcohol?

    Invite 2.

    I don’t really know Mormons but for some reason I remember that joke.

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      174 months ago

      I heard it a bit different: What’s the difference between Jews and Mormons? Jews don’t recognize Jesus as the messiah and Mormons don’t recognize each other in the liquor store. (I think it works with baptists too)