• @chemical_cutthroat
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    138 months ago

    Hey Ed, I have a story about national security. What should we do about the headline?

    Clickbait.

    You sure, Ed?

    Positive.

    • @Sterile_Technique
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      48 months ago

      You’ll never believe which US agents are about to be assassinated by dictators who purchased intel from Trump!

      • @j4k3
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        18 months ago

        In further news, the dictators at Boeing reached a settlement with the Whistler by blowing his brains out in a classic Russian accident. The only way it could have been better is if he had fallen out a window.