Dad JokesEnglish • 8 months ago

Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.

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Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.

Dad JokesEnglish • 8 months ago

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5•8 months ago
Is that how he got the name Mr.Hands?
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  7•8 months ago
  It’s why horses are measured by hands
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    2•8 months ago
    Yes, farm hands

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