• @vampire
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    498 months ago

    What the hell? This literally never happens to me. You don’t need a bidet to not get shit visibly smeared all over your underpants and asshole.

    • @[email protected]
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      198 months ago

      Not visibly, no. But you can smell it so it’s there. Let’s put it differently. If you had shit smeared on your arm would you wipe it off wit paper and leave it at that or would you wash it with water and soap?

      • @vampire
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        -138 months ago

        I don’t use my asshole to interact with the world

          • @vampire
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            -178 months ago

            let me give you some advice… never, ever say that to anyone ever again. so unbelievably fucking creepy and it does not communicate your point at all.

            • @[email protected]
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              128 months ago

              It’s a joke related to you insisting on being disgusting. We’re past communicating the point and into laughing about it territory. Good luck with your dirty bum.

              • @vampire
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                -48 months ago

                Listen, I think you that you think that I think that bidets aren’t better than wiping. You’re wrong. I agree with you. Bidets are better.

                My entire point is that normal people don’t have shit smeared in their drawers for no good reason.