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minus-square@NeoNachtwaechterlinkEnglish22•8 months agoTry this one at a party: Ask some people “what is 100 minus 1?” Next, ask them “what is 45 plus 44?”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•edit-28 months agoOrk ork ork, you eat soup with a … ?
Try this one at a party:
Ask some people “what is 100 minus 1?”
Next, ask them “what is 45 plus 44?”
What’s the joke?
What’s the answer?
89?
Ork ork ork, you eat soup with a … ?
I drink from the bowl.
With a spoon. Honestly, these aren’t jokes