@DichotoDeezNutz to Ask LemmyEnglish • 1 year agoDoes anybody else put on pants with both legs at the same time?message-square39arrow-up193arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up182arrow-down1message-squareDoes anybody else put on pants with both legs at the same time?@DichotoDeezNutz to Ask LemmyEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square39file-text
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•edit-21 year agoOccasionally, when I wanna spice things up. Not under normal circumstances tho
minus-square@MrJameGumblink8•1 year agoWhat exactly are you slicing up when you put your pants on??? 😰
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•1 year agoI try to pop my dick in a guilotine. You should try it if you got a spare!
minus-square@Cosmos7349link5•1 year agoAs they say, “To achieve true success, a common man must have no less than one guillotine for each of their dicks”
minus-square@WindyRebellink1•1 year agoThat’s what happens if you’re not careful with the zipper and free ballin’.
Occasionally, when I wanna spice things up. Not under normal circumstances tho
What exactly are you slicing up when you put your pants on??? 😰
I try to pop my dick in a guilotine. You should try it if you got a spare!
Dick or guillotine?
Yes
As they say, “To achieve true success, a common man must have no less than one guillotine for each of their dicks”
That’s what happens if you’re not careful with the zipper and free ballin’.