@return2ozma to Not The OnionEnglish • 8 months agoIt’s just water in a can. How did Liquid Death become a billion-dollar brand?www.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square213arrow-up1387arrow-down120
arrow-up1367arrow-down1external-linkIt’s just water in a can. How did Liquid Death become a billion-dollar brand?www.nbcnews.com@return2ozma to Not The OnionEnglish • 8 months agomessage-square213
minus-square@Viking_HippielinkEnglish53•8 months ago1: Take one of the basic necessities for life to exist 2: Put it in a can 3: Call it death while pointing out that it’s neither solid, gas, nor plasma 4: ??? 5: Profit
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•edit-28 months agoAnyone want to invest in my Death Time Crystals startup? Its prepackaged sperm in a can.
minus-square@Viking_HippielinkEnglish3•8 months agoSorry, I buy my prepackaged sperm in resealable gallon bags only.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•edit-28 months agoSperm in a bag? what are you Canadian!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•8 months agoOnly certain regions of Canada, the rest of Canada finds those who keep their sperm in a bag weird af too!
minus-square@Viking_HippielinkEnglish2•8 months agoOnly when it comes to sperm. Spermnadianism, you might call it. You don’t have to if you don’t want to, though.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•8 months agoShould’ve called it Infant Annihilation
1: Take one of the basic necessities for life to exist
2: Put it in a can
3: Call it death while pointing out that it’s neither solid, gas, nor plasma
4: ???
5: Profit
Anyone want to invest in my Death Time Crystals startup? Its prepackaged sperm in a can.
Sorry, I buy my prepackaged sperm in resealable gallon bags only.
Sperm in a bag? what are you Canadian!
Only certain regions of Canada, the rest of Canada finds those who keep their sperm in a bag weird af too!
Only when it comes to sperm. Spermnadianism, you might call it. You don’t have to if you don’t want to, though.
Should’ve called it Infant Annihilation