• @SuckMyWang
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    8 months ago

    I’m not sure. If someone said to me “Here, put this in your pocket.” And I didn’t have any pockets, that would be so shameful. I’d probably never live it down. But if someone said “put this in your pocket” and I had fake pockets, there’s a chance I could talk my way out of it and carry on living a normal life

    • @Rolando
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      28 months ago

      If someone said to me “Here, put this in your pocket.” And I didn’t have any pockets,

      Money -> bra or sock

      Weapon -> waistband

      Drugs -> rectal cavity

      Anything else -> toss it to your sidekick (you DO have a sidekick, don’t you?!?) and say “here, hold on to this.”