• gullible
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    229 months ago

    You’ll pry His noodly appendage from my cold, dead hands.

    • littleblue✨
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      9 months ago

      Heh. Well, we’ll just let those sorts of -ahem- worship events stay behind closed doors, as consenting adults should be allowed to maintain their privacy in such tentacle appreciation matters. 😶😅😶‍🌫️

      Also, Hail, Satan!