• @[email protected]
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    436 months ago

    I don’t believe in God, but I hate Jared Kushner enough that I still pray every night that he gets eaten by a bear.

    • @[email protected]
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      146 months ago

      Why do that to a bear?

      Flesh eating microbes is the way to go for him. They have no feelings. They just eat.

      • @saltesc
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        86 months ago

        It’s a Christian classic. Pray to God, God sends bear, bear mauls fourty-two kids to death, but this time the group of kids is just Jared Kushner.

        • @[email protected]
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          36 months ago

          Wouldn’t a plague be a Christian classic too? Like if we have to bring back time of the old ones for a while that would be ok.

      • @lando55
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        76 months ago

        Why doesn’t anyone ever think about the poor microbes?

        A strong acid would do just as good a job without having to involve any lifeforms.