• RagingSnarkasm
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    1 year ago

    If you stare hard enough, you can almost hear the keys dropping into the bowl.

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      1 year ago

      Silicon Valley horndogs are still absolutely doing this shit. They just do it in a room that’s plastered floor to ceiling with giant TV screens, rather than in a soft velvet-lined passion pit.

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        1 year ago

        Key parties are the most stupid horny rich people shit I can imagine. Group sex without ritual (except maybe a bonfire) is the stupid horny shit of the proletariat

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            1 year ago

            Gooning is the horny of the worker isolated by industrialized society. Band together to bang it out by a bonfire in honor of the equinox! Unless everyone is cool with you gooning to them doing that, nothing wrong with someone masturbating in the corner of the orgy if that’s their thing.