This has been a sometimes fun, but most often infuriating discussion between my wife and I, as well as other family members and friends whenever we bring it up: which side of the bed is the front? Is it the foot end? The side where the heads are? Or are you a rebel and is it the side you get out of bed at?
There is no front. There are four sides to a bed
Head Foot Monster side Safe side
My spouse unwisely chose monster side early in our relationship and so I’ve been safe side ever since.
Which side is the monster side?