• Norgur
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    338 months ago

    Some random cult leader pastor: YoU hAvE tO ReAd ThE bIbLe LiTeRaLlY Also some random pastor: “This verse from the Bible is not a contradiction to what I just said, you have to read between the lines”

    • @Vrijgezelopkamers
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      8 months ago

      In catholic circles it’s more like: “Don’t read the bible, you don’t have the proper toolset and knowledge to understand. Come to church, we’ll explain it to you and leave out the bits we don’t like.”

      “Oh, and while you’re there, make sure to put some money in the box we pass around. That is before you put money in the other box to touch our fancy cross. And after you put money in the other other box to light a candle.”

      • @puppy
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        48 months ago

        You are forgetting that The Bible is written (new Testament at least) after Christ’s death. Therefore The Bible itself is written by a political organisation.

    • @SocialMediaRefugee
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      78 months ago

      DING

      And even if you read between the lines you’ll get a dozen different readings from a dozen different people.