At work we somehow landed on the topic of how many holes a human has, which then evolved into a heated discussion on the classic question of how many holes does a straw have.

I think it’s two, but some people are convinced that it’s one, which I just don’t understand. What are your thoughts?

  • @Kabukironin
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    -61 year ago

    What if you tie a knot in the straw? Still one?

    • @bicyclingdonkey
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      71 year ago

      Just copying my response to another comment asking the same:

      That doesn’t change the topology though. Or at least you can’t without it no longer being a straw.

      A straw is the product of a circle and an interval. Either the knot doesn’t fully seal the interval, meaning it’s topology is maintained, or you completely seal the straw, changing it from 1 long interval to 2 separate intervals, changing the object entirely.

      In this situation, the straw would not be completely sealed. It is clearly inefficient, but technically there exists a path for which there is a level of force that could applied that would make the straw function.

      • @Kabukironin
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        -51 year ago

        Just tried it… I can’t suck liquid through.

        • @Monkeyhog
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          51 year ago

          Thats because you have weak-ass lips. Your mom could do it no problem.

          • @Kabukironin
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            11 year ago

            My mom is dead… I asked your mom she said she sucks golf balls through hoses on the weekend as a warm up before hitting all the town glory holes

        • @Kabukironin
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          01 year ago

          Just so we are all on the same page here… Y’all down voted science, you plebs