• Dharma Curious (he/him)
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    48 months ago

    I am, in fact, employed in my capacity as a homosexual. I’m an academic homosexual, though. Ivory tower type, publishing gay papers in queer journals, teaching the youth all about proper deep throating techniques in class.

        • @BreadOven
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          28 months ago

          Do you teach the crouching tiger, hidden penis technique?

          • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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            18 months ago

            I’m afraid the hidden penis technique was officially banned in the 90s after that spate of popcorn bucket fiascos. It was abused.

            • @BreadOven
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              28 months ago

              Darn. Makes sense why it’s so hard to find a teacher for that then.