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minus-squareFlying Squidlink6•10 months agoCarl Sagan frequently spoke out against the horrors of nuclear war. Who knew it was because he wanted the world to be habitable for when the aliens invaded?
minus-square@whereisklink4•10 months agoSo you’re saying he was preserving us as a food source! Millions of light years of travel ought to make a fella hungry. What will they eat if we are dead?
minus-squareFlying Squidlink3•10 months agoSounds more like he was preserving us as a fuck source. Aliens must be pretty horny. And way into butt stuff.
minus-square@whereisklink2•10 months agoHahaha! Why can’t it be both? Copulating with livestock has been a human passtime for millennia after all.
minus-squareFlying Squidlink2•10 months agoGood point. And food replicators just can’t reproduce accurately the smell and taste of a really well-cooked human.
Damn you Carl Sagan, you doomed us all.
Carl Sagan frequently spoke out against the horrors of nuclear war.
Who knew it was because he wanted the world to be habitable for when the aliens invaded?
So you’re saying he was preserving us as a food source! Millions of light years of travel ought to make a fella hungry. What will they eat if we are dead?
Sounds more like he was preserving us as a fuck source. Aliens must be pretty horny. And way into butt stuff.
Hahaha! Why can’t it be both? Copulating with livestock has been a human passtime for millennia after all.
Good point. And food replicators just can’t reproduce accurately the smell and taste of a really well-cooked human.