• @whereisk
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    201 year ago

    Damn you Carl Sagan, you doomed us all.

    • Flying Squid
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      61 year ago

      Carl Sagan frequently spoke out against the horrors of nuclear war.

      Who knew it was because he wanted the world to be habitable for when the aliens invaded?

      • @whereisk
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        41 year ago

        So you’re saying he was preserving us as a food source! Millions of light years of travel ought to make a fella hungry. What will they eat if we are dead?

        • Flying Squid
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          31 year ago

          Sounds more like he was preserving us as a fuck source. Aliens must be pretty horny. And way into butt stuff.

          • @whereisk
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            21 year ago

            Hahaha! Why can’t it be both? Copulating with livestock has been a human passtime for millennia after all.

            • Flying Squid
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              21 year ago

              Good point. And food replicators just can’t reproduce accurately the smell and taste of a really well-cooked human.