• Blackout
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    157 months ago

    I’ve been under the Capitol building before and the only thing there is a chuck e cheese. There is no deep state conspiracy, just a love of cardboard flavored pizza and video games.

    • @SkyezOpen
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      67 months ago

      You fool, under that is where they keep the children!

      • @Viking_Hippie
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        27 months ago

        Under the pizza or under the video games?

        Either way, it must be some tiny children if nobody’s found them yet!