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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink103•11 months agoThat’s not an insult it’s a curse Insult: Your elevator doesn’t quite go all the way up. You have all the creativity and emotional intelligence of a manager
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish33•11 months agoOne that I like that is also a curse rather than an insult is “I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish14•11 months agoMay your children grow up to be like the politicians you voted for.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•11 months agoNo! Don’t inflict them on the rest of us!
minus-square@Andonnolink8•11 months agoHow appropriate, you fight like a cow. (because someone had to)
minus-square@Bgugilink6•11 months agoI don’t get what that’s supposed to mean… Wouldn’t dairy farmers tend to be more jacked than average?
minus-square@Mr_Dr_Oinklink3•11 months ago Your elevator doesn’t quite go all the way up. NEITHER DOES YOUR DICK! YOOOOOOOOOOO! 😜
That’s not an insult it’s a curse
Insult:
Your elevator doesn’t quite go all the way up.
You have all the creativity and emotional intelligence of a manager
One that I like that is also a curse rather than an insult is “I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are”
May your children grow up to be like the politicians you voted for.
No! Don’t inflict them on the rest of us!
This is both
You fight like a dairy farmer.
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
(because someone had to)
And you fight like a hen.
I don’t get what that’s supposed to mean… Wouldn’t dairy farmers tend to be more jacked than average?
NEITHER DOES YOUR DICK! YOOOOOOOOOOO!
😜