As you can see it’s shiny new and still has its packaging on it. It’s was so smooth and quiet!

  • @AquaTofana
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    239 months ago

    OPs reaction is how I envision my parents reacted to my birth:

    “Oh she’s so shiny and new and still has the packaging on! She’s so smooth and quiet!”

    Little did they know the busted, loud, dirty ho I would one day become.

    • @toynbee
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      49 months ago

      My parents would say: “oh, you were so cute. [pause] What happened?”

      • @AquaTofana
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        9 months ago

        Psh, Imma say you grew up to be even cuter!

        • @toynbee
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          29 months ago

          <3

          Very kind for someone who never met or even saw me. :)