• @Death_Equity
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      169 months ago

      Given them payment in diluted dollar water.

      • @[email protected]
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        209 months ago

        “I set this bottle of dasani by a bank for like three months so it would absorb the essence of currency. Don’t trust ‘big money’ out there with their ‘coke covered paper.’ This is organic! Water is natural!”

    • @arin
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      29 months ago

      Shells and crystal rocks