• @DillyDaily
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    83 months ago

    I wonder how many potentially dangerous situations I’ve obliviously avoided thanks to being hard of hearing.

    If it’s a random stranger trying to talk to me on the bus, After I say “pardon?” thrice, I usually give up and default to random response noises like “uh huh”, “hmm interesting”, “that’s a lot to think about”, polite giggling, enthusiastic nodding, or “oh that’s neat, good luck!” based on what I think they might be talking about.

    I’d have no idea if I avoided anything nefarious because I have no idea what any of the conversation was about.

    Though one time an uber driver asked me to marry him. I thought his English was just bad combined with my poor hearing, and he was telling me he was getting married soon, so I was saying “oh that sounds lovely”. Fortunately he also found it funny when I realised what I’d accidentally agreed to.