I love peanuts so everyone can send their noodles to me but I know they are deadly for some.

The lego videos are cute 🥰 - most Americans

Also excluding Mexico for some reason.

Get arrested 10 times and win a free T-shirt!

As an American, Mexico looks like a good place to call home.

I applied for ICE but they didn’t hire me because I am a radical leftist that was mostly applying to keep detailed records of the human rights violations.

Not yet but give it a few weeks

Can dogs smile?

How does one apply for this election integrity army job? What is the wage and how much work is there?

I wasn’t the only one calling them the red sux. It’s been a terrible season for the Red Sox. At least they were smart enough to dump Devers onto the SF giants.

You were a decent catcher, but you couldn’t hit a ball for shit. Susac can handle being catcher without Bailey.

The SF Giants need guys that can hit balls, and guys that can throw balls. and Patrick Bailey is neither of those. Hopefully the Tugboat guy ends up being a great pitcher - we can use one of those.

sorry I have been AFK for over a week. I love that the Phillies won the same day it was announced he was fired.

Looks very brown with a pinch of green and red sprinkled in.

I ate sugary cereal for breakfast, peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch, and McDonald’s or Taco Bell for dinner. But we had diet coke!

I would eat them all

I would be happy to launder someone’s cash

I went somewhere that refused to accept American Express because it wasn’t worth the fees.

Not every student can sleep with the professor

We must stop the Asian longhorn beetles

I noticed Canada is recruiting healthcare professionals from the US, and one of the things they really like is being able to provide healthcare without the middleman insurance companies denying healthcare.