LifeWise Academy is on a mission to reach school children with the gospel. Opponents say the weekly Bible studies blur the line between church and state.
Local group Concerned Matriarchs LLC is now holding a prayer vigil to get the gay communist demon out of the pastor’s penis, who they claim had been infected when accidentally partaking in liberal art.
Two months from now:
I just wouldn’t even be surprised anymore.
Right? wtf is in the water?!
In Ohio? Literally everything. Our rivers led to Nixon of all people creating the EPA.