• Flying Squid
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    219 months ago

    And every fourth sentence is, “God damn it, I stepped in penguin shit again!”

    • @Zugyuk
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      109 months ago

      It’s kind of amazing how the human brain can rewire itself like this. It’s like a completely new accent that was spawned from isolation. Jesus Tapdancing Christ its fucking cold in here. God damn it, I stepped in penguin shit again!

      • Flying Squid
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        49 months ago

        That depends entirely on how much penguin shit there is to step in.

    • AmidFuror
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      19 months ago

      And the fifth is, “Windows found some shredded long johns, but the name-tag was missing.”

      • p3n
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        29 months ago

        Why don’t we just… wait here for a little while… see what happens?