Lanky_Pomegranate530 to Atheist Memes • 9 months agoIts not unconditional if it has conditionsmidwest.socialimagemessage-square123fedilinkarrow-up1953arrow-down128
arrow-up1925arrow-down1imageIts not unconditional if it has conditionsmidwest.socialLanky_Pomegranate530 to Atheist Memes • 9 months agomessage-square123fedilink
minus-square@NounsAndWordslink45•9 months agoTo be entirely confusing to the point that words don’t have meaning any more. He literally is his father. So it’s still a bad excuse.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink35•edit-29 months agoJesus: “Hey! My dad says if you don’t be my friend, he’ll rain terror on you.” Me: “Huh?” Jesus in a Deep Voice: “Be Jesus’ friend or face an eternal nightmare.”
To be entirely confusing to the point that words don’t have meaning any more. He literally is his father. So it’s still a bad excuse.
Jesus: “Hey! My dad says if you don’t be my friend, he’ll rain terror on you.”
Me: “Huh?”
Jesus in a Deep Voice: “Be Jesus’ friend or face an eternal nightmare.”
“Why have I forsaken me??”
Why have you forsaken him?