• SendPicsofSandwiches
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    278 months ago

    “Roll d20+resistance to avoid herpes from the lot lizard”

    “The party wakes up to find all of their CB radio equipment was stolen in the night by rogue fentanyl zombies”

    “Dispatch has decided to put you on a quest down I-20 westbound to pick up cargo. Also I-20 has a DUI related accident that spans all lanes and won’t be cleared for another 4 hours.”

    “Roll strength to hurl the piss jug”

    “The man on the radio has insinuated that your mother has sex with cats how do you respond?”