My formerly amazing company just sent us this in an internal email. Unfortunately, too long to post here so I pastebin` it. Hopefully this is allowed.

My apologies if it’s not.

  • @[email protected]
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    48 months ago

    You can also discuss adjusting your commuting times to minimize time spent on the road while still benefiting from being in the office with other employees.

    Lol, how can commute times be reduced via a discussion?

    • 0^2OP
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      28 months ago

      The same way “thoughts and prayers” works, I guess.