• @[email protected]
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    10 months ago

    be me

    sitting on the toilet at the bouldering gym

    suddenly weird feeling on my feet

    look down

    oh crap, I accidentally shat my socks

    suddenly, an idea

    see OPs post for rest of the story

    • @PrimeMinisterKeyes
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      10 months ago

      A friend of mine (not me, I swear) once got sudden diarrhoea and shat his pants in public. He “found” a comparatively clean pair of underpants in the locker room, put them on instead and skedaddled. No one ever found out.