• @theangryseal
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    39 months ago

    Me too, I’ll even do the prayer thing and everything. I’ll drink the blood, I’ll eat the flesh, I’ll sing the hymns.

    If I had a jetpack nothing about my life would be boring.

    Someone needs to call the pope. “Bruh, church attendance doesn’t have to be down! Everyone who converts and tithes gets a jetpack! We’re back baby!”

    • @[email protected]
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      29 months ago

      Shit. To go that hard we’re going to have to include fuel, maintenance, and an insurance plan.