• Dr. Wesker
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    476 months ago

    I exclusively microwave everything in plastic, because I just want it all to end.

      • @[email protected]
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        96 months ago

        One of my ex’s was depressed and wanted to end it all…so she picked up smoking, not heavily, like a pack a week, so…playing the long game and all that.

        • @KnitWit
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          6 months ago

          The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.

          -Kurt Vonnegut

      • Dr. Wesker
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        56 months ago

        It can’t look too suspicious, or else insurance won’t pay out.

      • @Etterra
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        36 months ago

        Like microwaving metal?

        • @Dicska
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          46 months ago

          Microwaving TNT