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News • 6 months ago

Netanyahu to have hernia surgery under full anesthesia, deputy PM to temporarily step in

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Netanyahu to have hernia surgery under full anesthesia, deputy PM to temporarily step in

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News • 6 months ago

Netanyahu to have hernia surgery under full anesthesia, deputy PM to temporarily step in | CNN

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu will have surgery under full anesthesia for a hernia, his office said in a statement.

People die during surgery all the time. I’m just saying in case certain Israeli surgeons might be reading this…

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9•6 months ago
That must be it! He’s just trying to fix thousands of hernia problems at once! He’s just very bad at it.
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  7•6 months ago
  Whatever the opposite of surgical strike AND precision surgery is.

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