• @masquenox
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    279 months ago

    If yo mama is crying, it’s probably because she gave birth to you.

    • Ricky Rigatoni
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      59 months ago

      If yo momma is crying, it’s probably because I ain’t been up for a booty call in a few days.

      • @masquenox
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        29 months ago

        it’s probably because I ain’t been up for a booty call in a few days.

        Yeah… your inability to get it up is not my momma’s problem.

          • @masquenox
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            18 months ago

            What? Are you jealous of people who earn money in more honest ways than you?

            • @[email protected]
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              08 months ago

              Shit, how do you know about my crypto mine slaves?

              Anyway, she got to pay off your college debt somehow

              • @masquenox
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                18 months ago

                she got to pay off your college debt somehow

                Hey… don’t judge. That’s how she paid off yours, too.