@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 10 months agoI will go first, a stealth tanksh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square102fedilinkarrow-up1145arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1142arrow-down1imageI will go first, a stealth tanksh.itjust.works@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 10 months agomessage-square102fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•10 months agoA button that makes the backdoor in enemy C&C softwere.
minus-squaremacrocarpalinkEnglish5•10 months ago…turns out the latest upgrade to your c and c software was stolen from the enemy by cyber squad, and most of your assets on the southern front are now controlled by five primary school cs:go players in Fulham.
minus-squareNaibofTabrlinkfedilinkEnglish3•10 months agoThe backdoor gives you access to the enemy’s copy of C&C: Red Alert.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish0•10 months agoIt’s spotted within 5 minutes by some nerd who noticed that the program took an extra ten seconds to load and immediately wanted to know why.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•10 months agoIt was chinese backdoor. Russian backdoor will make it load in 10 seconds less.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•10 months ago10s? Pfft, amateur; the xz backdoor caused a ~500ms delay in SSH logins and somebody went “hmm that’s weird”
A button that makes the backdoor in enemy C&C softwere.
…turns out the latest upgrade to your c and c software was stolen from the enemy by cyber squad, and most of your assets on the southern front are now controlled by five primary school cs:go players in Fulham.
The backdoor gives you access to the enemy’s copy of C&C: Red Alert.
The backdoor is locked
It’s spotted within 5 minutes by some nerd who noticed that the program took an extra ten seconds to load and immediately wanted to know why.
It was chinese backdoor. Russian backdoor will make it load in 10 seconds less.
10s? Pfft, amateur; the xz backdoor caused a ~500ms delay in SSH logins and somebody went “hmm that’s weird”