• littleblue✨
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    513 months ago

    They’re not completely wrong, though… Just, don’t let them grow up to be bards, ya know?

    • @[email protected]
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      263 months ago

      Parenting tip: be careful with excess diplomacy, your children might grow up to become bards…

      • @[email protected]
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        3 months ago

        Parenting tip: Teach your kids that Charisma isn’t a dump stat. Works in real life too.

        • littleblue✨
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          43 months ago

          Sheeeyit. Teach your kids there are no dump stats IRL. 🤌🏽

          • @BallsandBayonets
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            33 months ago

            I mean, I’m not often swinging a sword so I dump STR, and I have a feat called AuDHD which lets me use my INT modifier on my initiative rolls so I dumped DEX too. Been mostly a spellcaster throughout my life so it’s worked out so far.

            • littleblue✨
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              13 months ago

              Ha! I like your style, fellow caster. Personally, I’m not sure if the stage notes have me down as a warlock or bard, but the suspect demons have been pretty quiet of late, so I’m leaning on the latter — purely out of coping mechanism, though. Bard College always struck me as an oxymoron, frankly. 🤪

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      193 months ago

      Mammas, don’t let your babies grow up to be bards
      Don’t let 'em pick guitars or drive them old wagons
      Let 'em be healers and wizards and such