Terrible Estate Agent [email protected] • 8 months ago

Shave, shower, and shit all in the comfort of your own kitchen.

m.spareroom.co.uk

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Shave, shower, and shit all in the comfort of your own kitchen.

m.spareroom.co.uk

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Terrible Estate Agent [email protected] • 8 months ago

Studio 16, 7 Bath Road Single Shower

m.spareroom.co.uk

Chiswick : £999 pcm. very nice studio located next to Turnham Green station, washing machine available, bills included, bus...

Turnham Green? Turn um stomach more likely.

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Retirement fund? You mean my vespa scooter and a tide table for Beachy Head.
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