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minus-squareEpheralinkfedilink7•10 months agoSpecifying the date this precisely is part of the joke, right? Like, even with a C-section, you wouldn’t know the date several months in advance …right?
minus-squareThe Picard ManeuverOPlink6•10 months agoYou would if you learned it from an ancient prophecy! (They actually do give you a “delivery date” from the first appointment when you’re pregnant irl, but the reality is more like +/- 2 weeks)
minus-square@AnticorpMlinkEnglish4•10 months agoSure you would. Doctors give you an expected delivery date during the initial exam. It’s not usually accurate, but they give it. It’s close enough.
Specifying the date this precisely is part of the joke, right? Like, even with a C-section, you wouldn’t know the date several months in advance …right?
You would if you learned it from an ancient prophecy!
(They actually do give you a “delivery date” from the first appointment when you’re pregnant irl, but the reality is more like +/- 2 weeks)
Sure you would. Doctors give you an expected delivery date during the initial exam. It’s not usually accurate, but they give it. It’s close enough.