I’ll cut you a buck, I don’t actually live in Dunkirk New York. I am, however, actually a caseworker. And the size of the office is actually accurate to mine. Why do you think I’m so annoyed with dolts like you? I get five cranks a month who call me saying “hey uhm actually I figured out how you can help the homeless… just get em unionized!” And I’ll say “okay, do you know how to do that?” And they bat their eyelashes and say “well, uh, no, but you could probably, like, do it”.

That or they have a cabin that they want to donate to the homeless, but aw shit it turns out it was actually their brothers and they were just hoping it would work out. Or they call and they tell me that a bake sale would raise money and I say “great, I’d be happy to attend” and they say “oh uhm no I don’t actually bake… I was just hoping you guys would do it and I would just have, like, the idea”.

Most of them are well-meaning. But they’re also mostly just kind of sad, single people who want to feel useful but don’t have the capacity or the will to actually help anyone.