• @hperrin
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    5710 months ago

    The bigger the purchase, the bigger the screen required. I’ll buy a cheeseburger on my watch. If I ever buy a house, I’ll need a jumbotron.

    • @[email protected]
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      10 months ago

      Houses have to be done in person so the screen is both your eyeballs.

      Even though it’s far harder to read through 7,000 pages of legalese you have no ability to read regardless. Can’t Ctrl+F ‘First born child’.

      • @hperrin
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        310 months ago

        I could probably put up all 7,000 pages on my jumbotron.

    • @Ginger666
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      210 months ago

      If the same shit keeps happening, they will never let you buy a house!