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The Monkey's Paw@lemmy.fmhy.mlEnglish · 3 years ago

i wish i could teleport all ants in a 50 ft radius literally anywhere else

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The Monkey's Paw@lemmy.fmhy.mlEnglish · 3 years ago

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Congratulations, you teleported ants into your grandmother’s skull.

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