Chechnya bans all music deemed too fast or too slow | CNN
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Authorities in the Russian Republic of Chechnya have announced a ban on music that they consider too fast or slow.

Authorities in the Russian Republic of Chechnya have announced a ban on music that they consider too fast or slow.

  • @werefreeatlastEnglish
    8•7 months ago

    Michael Jackson’s “Just beat it” is to be used as neutral metronome. Bohemian Rhapsody will be in the musical fire pit asap first thing in the morning. Also with “oh Donna” and “la Bamba” as well as pretty much every single music piece not used for CPR training.

    It has been said, now go on and make it happen!

    • @[email protected]English
      5•7 months ago

      Oh thank god, so I can still strut down the street to “Stayin’ Alive” on my next Chechnyan holiday.

      • @werefreeatlastEnglish
        2•7 months ago

        Specially on holidays, vacation, and Christmas. Ask the happiest Jew or Muslim to sing it with you as you walk down the street. …ha ha ha ha… staying a liveeee! …but you wanna be bad! So Beat it! Just beat it!