• @AstrealixOPM
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    48 months ago

    Kane, can’t fucking score for England or to win anything but can score to fuck over us. Honestly one of the most frustrating players despite at the same time also being definitely an amazing striker.

    • @sensiblepuffin
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      38 months ago

      Eh, he’s cursed to never win a trophy so I think it’s a fair trade

      • @AstrealixOPM
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        18 months ago

        No it’s fucking not, I want England to win!! Closest thing we’ve got to a national team that will achieve anything unless the FA want to actually back Andersen.

        • @sensiblepuffin
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          38 months ago

          I mean fair to him. Classic monkey’s paw sort of wish - be the best striker of a generation but never win a major trophy.

          • @AstrealixOPM
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            28 months ago

            Not just major trophy, has he won a single team trophy at all? Last time Spurs won was 2008 after all

            • @sensiblepuffin
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              18 months ago

              I mean the Audi Cup… right? I’m sure they’ve won things like the Emirates Cup etc.

              • @AstrealixOPM
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                28 months ago

                I’m gonna be honest, those don’t even count as minor trophies. Otherwise even I could say I’ve won a trophy by just making one myself and giving it to myself.

                • @AstrealixOPM
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                  28 months ago

                  Minor trophies for me are UEFA Super Cup, Shield, League Cup, EFL Cup, FA Trophy, FA Vase, county cups etc. Friendly cups don’t count lol.