• Pandantic [they/them]
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    777 months ago

    I remember this one commandment that said “thou shalt not kill.” Oh wait, I forgot that Christianity makes exceptions for their enemies.

    • FenrirIII
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      447 months ago

      I mean, the Old Testament is like 80% murder and 5% incest.

      • @Countess425
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        177 months ago

        The Old Testament is the Hebrew Bible. The New Testament is the book where Jesus says, “f those first five books. Turn the other cheek.”

        • FaceDeer
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          197 months ago

          The all-powerful creator of mankind and the cosmos apparently can’t figure out how to release an update patch for the one book he wrote and get the people who are the most adamant about following his rules to apply it cleanly.

          • @AA5B
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            47 months ago

            Must have outsourced tech writing to the lowest bidder