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    8 months ago

    Canada and Australia are just our friends, but England is like our parent. Well, I guess they’re also Australia’s parent, too which makes us siblings.

    Hey, Australia: wanna wrestle?

    • @[email protected]
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      58 months ago

      Are Germany and Italy and Japan former intervention therapy clients then?

      And France is an aunt?

      Nationalism’s weird.

      • @Buddahriffic
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        48 months ago

        Russia is that uncle that used to be cool, started a cult, went kinda normal after his cult fell apart, but is now neck deep in a plot to destroy you and trying to get the cult going again.

      • @[email protected]
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        38 months ago

        Morocco is that weird friend who you fought against in middle school and youve been chill ever since.

      • @kaffiene
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        18 months ago

        You dated your mom?

        • @[email protected]
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          18 months ago

          IDK if you could call it dating. I moved out of the house, but she followed me so I had to get a restraining order. She didn’t like that, and it came to blows. We finalized things with a formal separation, but she kept getting involved in my business so I had to sue her, and then she seems to have finally gotten the message.

          We’re on good terms now though, but it took some time for the wounds to heal.