Don’t know how I’ve never come across this, but this made me laugh and cry and nod appreciatively.

  • @[email protected]
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    552 months ago

    The only reason coders’ computers work better than non-coders’ computers is coders know computers are schizophrenic little children with auto-immune diseases and we don’t beat them when they’re bad.

    Well… said?

    • @[email protected]
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      132 months ago

      My computer works better than that of others? I’m not so sure sometimes.

      I just received an email from my home server saying that I have 8 sectors offline on my main storage Array.

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        92 months ago

        I once told my father that people who work with computers run into problems all the time, it’s just that the problems we have are at a different scale or degree from the problems someone like he experienced. He said that it soothed him to hear that.

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          Pid 3386 behave or I am gonna SIGKILL all your children. That’s not an EMPTY THREAT. In fact I will start with the first one RIGHT NOW.

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      62 months ago

      I generally feel like the opposite is true. I have more stability issues because of the weird half fucked hacks that I’ve installed over 7 different attempts to use the CLI to make my computer hallucinate small rainbow dogs.