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In a recent appearance on Russia’s state-run television, Russian political scientist Sergey Mikheyev suggested that the country’s “empire” should grow to encompass three American states.

“I want the Russian empire with Alaska, Hawaii, California, Finland, and Poland,” he said, as translated by Gerashchenko for the clip he shared. “Although Poland and Finland are so stinky, I’m not sure, to be honest. We’ll clean them.”

  • @werefreeatlast
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    19 months ago

    Best we can do is Montana, but we would like to flatten all of Russia first. That’s a deal that even ruzzia’s Zantanya would probably agree with. Mexico’s Santana took the deal LOL 🤣. I’m from Mexico and I can tell you it’s in the history books. It would be cool if you guys had your very own Zantanya chapter. Plus once the tree of you left move to new risky (former Montana) you would probably feel right at home.

    Hey you said you got lithium and germanium? Yeah sounds like a good deal!